peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

underfag:

When I was 11 there was a boy in my class who dealt chocolate bars in the playground and now he deals meth it’s funny how time can change a person

  • person: i can spend all day on the internet
  • me: do you have a tumblr?
  • person: no
  • me: do you read fanfiction?
  • person: no
  • me: I don't understand

internetfatherfigure:

inspiring persistence


aflawedfashion:

You’re always here to me and I always listen and i can always see you. 

the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left